Louis has always thought that sailboats were lame and wondered why we couldn't get a boat that
could go really fast and had pictures of naked ladies all over it.  

After picking our pockets for several years, he finally had enough to purchase his dream boat.

Louie has impeccable class and his tastes are refined.

And now he's a proud new boatowner!

It even came with a semi truck for hauling it around!